QUOTES AND QUOTABLE
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BIG CUP: THE WEEK’S TOP STORIES
The orgy of gold medals, tear-stained faces and social media backlash that is the Olympics finally came to an end. Swimmer Ryan Lochte admitted to making up that whole robbed-at-gunpoint thing. Gabby Douglas was once again raked over the racist coals on Twitter for not putting her hand over her heart during the national anthem (something white athletes regularly neglect to do, without comment).
Donald Trump dumped his campaign manger for an even more rabid one, ensuring eight more weeks of his-teria and accusations about Hillary Clinton’s mental health. Meanwhile, Hillary can expect to face more scrutiny with the upcoming release of another 15,000 emails consisting of lunch suggestions and emoticons, and louder calls for her to ditch the foundation that bears her name.